Why did the Irish get the potatoes and the Arabs the Oil

Coz the Arabs got first choice of course! (that sucks huh?)

Funnier than this joke that sucks is the video below;
Its funny because it's pretty typical! - also pretty bigoted (although im not exactly the biggest fan of the Arab culture either) i dont know where the clip came from but i think it is aimed at the golfing oil business worker.




Typical who always gets first strike and hits the jackpot!

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Never happened to me yet playing golf.

Jokes that suck like hell

Heres a joke thats so good it sucks!
For several years, a man was having an
affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was
pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he
would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.... 'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,.....
Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without....... 'Send extra sauce.'

That really would suck huh?