Art that Sucks

Art that Sucks and other Penis Tales.

This is supposed to be art...
I mean it is painfully executed and technically masterful; But jeez! it still sucks for the disgust aroused upon beholding this atrocity.

Links;
Visualizer Club

For those with genitals that have a disorder that sucks as much as this one in the pics below, at least there is a clinic that can help in Thailand;
1. This is the Penis iin the state it was in before being operated in the Thai Clinic; Disgusting to say the least. It would suck too much to wake up and have a penis like this.
It kind of looks like it is going to split and bust at any moment..the tension on the skin makes it probably very sensitive wqhen it brushes against his underpants (he probably has to wear silky ones). Mind you, now i look again, he has shaved it too, so that means he can touch it with a hard scrapy object like a razor without cringing. His ballbag looks like his eggs have been scrambled.



This is stage one of the operation.... jeeezzzz.
All the extra flesh and skin ghas been hacked off and will be thrown away (or in the frying pan?).
This pile of sweetbreads looks like a raw haggis after a ferret has had a go on it. Or maybe like a baked potatoe with some raw goulasch meat or some rare steak.




This masterpiece of suspension engineering could have been done by Louis Pastor himself (or was it Louis Armstrong?) The flaps of his balls are delicately and artistically suspended on wires and hooks in the same manner that the San Fransisco suspension bridge is held erect. You can see all the little wrinkles that are typical of a human scrotum on the surface - i wonder if we could use our balls as a way to be fingerprinted? The lines look much more complex than those on the fingertips!
Anyway, the end result below is astounding what can be done with a wreck of a penis. Ok, ok, i admit it looks embarrassingly small, but what the hell, at least the girls will only smirk instead of run away.




Anybody with a penis in such a horrible state can contact the Thai clinic on the link below;
thaibeautysurgery.com

Apart from this sad Penis tale, i found another shocking item on the doubleyoux3 (www) which i feel worthy of inclusion here in the post about penises that suck like hell. This item is about restaurants serving penises as gourmet food (!!!)

Yak's Penis!

A Chinese waiter displays a plate of yak penis at the Guolizhuang “strength in the pot” penis restaurant in China’s capital Beijing March 3, 2006. The restaurant offers more than 30 types of animal penises served in a Chinese hotpot style. One yak penis costs $33.50. REUTERS/Reinhard Krause

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You can watch a video below about the different kinds of animal penises available in the Guolizhuang restaurant.
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Telegraph.Co.UK

Guy poops himself in Karate exhibition

This Karate Expert sucks like a a Vegas Whore - he shits himself in mid squeeze!



But if you wanna see sometnin' that really really sucks like HELL, watch what happens to this guy when the "karate master" chops a cucumber on his throat with a razor sharp samurai sword..
Karate Master Slices his Assistants throat

Unseen in Thailand - brutal killings in South Thailand

I don't necessarily agree with the political message at the end of this clip (it calls for you to vote for a party that supports Buddhism as being the official state religion - this would cause friction in the non-Buddhist Thai communities).
But i really wanted to post this video, because it shows real pics of the real atrocities that are happening every day (multiple cases) in South Thailand's three problem provinces,Songkhla, Naratiwas, and Sathun Provinces. It really sucks what humans can do to each other..I love Thailand and Thai people, but many people think it is the perfect place.This is not the case; Thailand has many problems and is a dangerous place. Thai people can be very dangerous when they finally lose their cool.


Whatever, i Think it sucks like hell that something like this can occur on a daily basis over a period of years...teachers and innocent women, children and other citizens, such as Buddhist Monks, are being brutally and senselessly murdered every day. There is no cause or rewards being claimed for stopping the conflict. The rebels do not communicate and say what they want.This seems to be a situation with no end, no solution,like Northern Ireland.
Watch the video and be shocked at the brutality of Thai people - such happenings occur in every town all over Thailand too. Killings and torturing is common in the news.
See Thailand reviews for more Thai News clippings

China Olympics 2008 Living Keychain sold as Mascot!

Live Goldfish in keychain sold as Olympic Mascot
Animal Rights supporters have been shocked and appaled by the appearance of a new gimmick being sold as an olympic mascot in the 2008 China Olympic games.
Chinese merchants in the cities of Chertu and Chingtao are cashing in on the Olympic Games to sell souvenir mascots made with live fish in sealed plasticbags. The bags are then attached to keychains and sold as a living keychain mascot!They are also produced as necklaces.
Salesmen claim that the fish inside the bag can survive up to 3 months. The mascots are currently experiencing a fashion boom in the adolescent sector, whilst Animal Rights agencies and societies around the world are in outrage.
My opinion on how the Chinese treat animals and the Enviroment?
It sucks like hell!
My opinion on the Olympics?
They Suck! Like Hell! because Even a guy like Hitler can stage an Olympic Games...when the money in play is so much that the organizing bodies totally disregard the fact that the host country applying is a faschist or totalitarian dictatorship..then sport is not sport anymore..it is economics and politics.. driven by a multinational concern.
The Chinese won't be getting any Nobel Peace Prizes from me anyway!