Tattoos that suck 2 (too)

This is the second post here about tattoos that suck, this time i think that most people will agree that to wake up and find that someone has done this to your face (see below pic), you would be in serious depression and wracking your brains how to avoid what seems to be a Kill-Yourself-Situation with no alternative points of exit.


What a predicament if this person ever wakes up one day looks in the mirror and sees what other people see - and thinks "Oh no what have i done to my face"?
(what face? it looks more like a cowflap that some drunk has fallen over into face first, and her face is the impression that was left in the cowshit)
To be IRREVERSIBLY butchered like this person;

THAT SUCKS LIKE HELL!

There are a lot of decent tattoo books around that display people with fully tattooed bodysuits, and even faces, but not all of them appear antisocial or abhorring as does the pic above.
Oh No is the thought that will arise when this person decides to change her lifestyle (it is a woman isn't it?)
This person appears (and obviously "appears to" survive from) within the International tattooing community. Paid appearances are probably a large part of this person's income. So investing in surgery to become a freak is perhaps more of a conscious business decision more than anything animalistic, or sub-human.


She kinda looks like a Wookie i think - she should try to get extra odd jobs as a star-wars extra in the bar-scenes. Yep, i reckon she really deos lok like Chewbacca (who subsequently looks like Whoopie Goldberg)!
As to who Whoopie Goldberg could look like... can think ofa whole lot of people and non-people that fit the description! I shall be posting a separate blog on the subject of Whookie (oops.. I mean Whoopie) Goldberg (Isn't that a jewish name?) (why does she look like a man?) .
I believe that Whoopie is a very intelligent person, for a wookie, and that she has endowed Hollywood with several gems of genial portrayals that have enriched the quality of Film-making overall, she has Inspired and influenced so many actors and actresses to develop their individual skills and take what they have (or have not) got, to make their case when acting. In the case of Whoopie's Wookie portrayal, for example; Whookie did not shave her face for 3 months before the filming began in order to get the realistic effect of the Wookie's tufted beard. She sat every evening in front of the telly (tv, to all you Yanks out there), and twisted and pulled her beard into curly tufts. She got all the frizzy bits out by massaging ky jelly oil into the beard and combing it (giving a slight "twist o' the wrist" to get the upcurling effect).
This shows the intense dedication to her acting portrayals, and the authenticity of portrayal that she presents is of the highest level of showmanship.
Yes, i know, my review is starting to suck.


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This guy is really Awesome Huh? He also has an awesome tattoo artist! They both are incapable of spelling the word "Awesome" (look! it says "Awsome"!).
This guy is obviously some hillbilly dick, I found it on Wall Street Writer (worlds most embarrassing tatoos).
After this masterpiece of misspelling, we have an attempt at a family portrait in Fotographic-likeness (harhar)............. The face of the little girl is just a masterpiece (of butchery), and leaves her looking like she needs a shave more than Groucho Marx. I think the small sister looks more like Edward G. Robinson than anyone. I bet if you put a fedora on her head and a cigar in her mouth she would be a dead ringer!

The big sister doesn't really have anything to smile about if that is how others see her.
A wonderful example of overshading of work surface (i have to call it a work surface, i can't really call it a face anymore).

9/11, Conspiracy Theories & what Sucks with and about Micheal Moore

Satirical Documentaries from Micheal Moore

I think that anyone, regardless of what standpoint you have towards Conspiracy Theory orientated Documentaries, should watch both Fahrenheit 9/11 and Bowling for Columbine.

Despite the obvious fact that the way the movies have been cut, arranged and re-edited do tend to lend a hand to the viewpoint of the dissident fraction of society. Whether it be a Politically leftist or Marxist, or Anarchist viewpoint or even just socialist, hippie, alternative, Punk, Squatters, Bohemian, Underground movements can all be counted as supporters of such anti governmental Conspiracy paranoid(??) Theoretical scenarios such as the ones that Micheal Moore uses in Fahrenheit 9/11 to communicate convincingly the "fact" that George W. Bush and the American Governments and secret services are planning undesirable futures for us unwitting Citizens. Correct study of and A correct understanding of the way the heirarchic system that is known as "Illuminati" works, the Central World Bank, the Rockefellers, The O.T.O. knight templars .... will lead to a correct understanding and interpretation of whether the whole concept is all true, false, partly true (and if so, how much so?),a.s.o.

Fahrenheit 9/11 is an award winning documentary film by American filmmaker Michael Moore that presents a critical look at the presidency of George W. Bush, the War on Terrorism, and its coverage in the American news media. The film holds the record for highest box office receipts by a general release political film.
In the film, Moore contends that American corporate media were "cheerleaders" for the 2003 invasion of Iraq and did not provide an accurate and objective analysis of the rationale for the war or the resulting casualties there. The film's harsh attack on the Bush administration generated much controversy around the time of the film's release, including disputes over its accuracy.

The film debuted at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival in the documentary film category and was awarded the Palme d'Or (Golden Palm), the festival's highest award.

The film had a general release in the United States and Canada on June 23, 2004. It has since been released in 42 more countries. As of January 2005, the film had grossed nearly US$120 million in U.S. box office and over US$220 million worldwide,[2] an unprecedented amount for a political film. Sony reported first-day DVD sales of two million copies, again a new record for the genre.[3]

The title of the film alludes to Ray Bradbury's 1953 novel Fahrenheit 451, a dystopian view of the future United States, substituting the burning temperature of paper with the date of the September 11, 2001 attacks. One of the movie's taglines is "The temperature where freedom burns".
Links;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fahrenheit_9/11
www.fahrenheit911.com

ข้อเท็จจริงจากภาพยนต์เรื่องFAHRENHEIT 9/11 เกี่ยวกับ บุช และ บินลาเดน

Sayings and quotes that suck, by Al Gore

Quotes That really suck, by Politician Al Gore
Nobel Peace prizewinner and former Vice President Al Gore, is well known for his verbal inettiquettes and slipups; The following Quotes are from his repertoire, and needless to say, stink like a freshly laid and subsequently trodden in canine faeces.

1. "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet".


2. "Our democracy, our constitutional framework is really a kind of software for harnessing the creativity and political imagination for all of our people... The American democratic system was an early political version of Napster".


3. "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world".


4. "Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo".

5. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure".

6. "I used to have a military officer travelling with me at all times with a suitcase - referred to as the nuclear football - in case it had to be used".
wow does this guy suck! when it comes to explaining himself.
All due credit given, Al Gore, however, is considered to have made great acheivements in terms of combating the Ecological Crisis. Al Gore is a Nobel Peace Prizewinner for his book and the paramount Classics & Participant Productions movie; "An Inconvenient Truth" .

"An Inconvenient Truth"

An Inconvenient Truth is a documentary film about global warming, presented by former United States Vice President Al Gore and directed by Davis Guggenheim. The film premiered at the 2006 Sundance Film Festival and opened in New York and Los Angeles on May 24, 2006. The film was released on DVD by Paramount Home Entertainment on November 21, 2006. A companion book authored by Gore reached #1 on the paperback nonfiction New York Times bestseller list on July 2, 2006.
The documentary won Academy Awards for Best Documentary Feature and for Best Original Song.

Earning $49 million at the box office worldwide, An Inconvenient Truth is the fourth-highest-grossing documentary film to date in the United States, after Fahrenheit 9/11, March of the Penguins and Sicko.

A related book by Al Gore, An Inconvenient Truth: The Planetary Emergency of Global Warming and What We Can Do About It, was released in conjunction with the film.

A documentary film about global warming
Featuring Al Gore, the film is produced by Laurie David, Lawrence Bender and Scott Z. Burns. Jeff Skoll and David Guggenheim are the executive producers and the co-producer is Leslie Chilcott.

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15 ways to avert a climate crisis by Al Gore

Links;
An Inconvenient Truth by Al Gore, Billy West (II), and Davis Guggenheim (DVD)

http://algore.com/ Wikipedia - An Inconvenient Truth Al's Journal

Truths that suck

"A friend is someone who's there when he needs you" - Anonymous.
"Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law." (a surprised mum & dad too...which sucks i must say).
"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do." (i wonder who thought of this crap - it sucks!).
"Some people say that one's personality is reflected off of their car... Well, I have no car."
- Anon (sheez!)
And here are a few of my own (add yours too with the comments boxes).
One's parents always percieve your attempts at whatever acheivements in life as "What? little (your name)? he can't do that!"
Faith inspiring is not what one's parents normally are to you whilst enduring the BRUTAL conditioning phases of early childhood.
Every solution is born with the presentation of a new problem.The sequence of never-ending puzzles is endless, relentless, and interminable.
If the theory that the ever decreasing microcosmos is endless and has no inner smallest unit of matter as it's center is true,It will never be proved, because you will never reach the point where you can say "look we have found that there is no end to this ever getting smaller search!" . This is easy to deduce, because if it is endless, then you will always have to keep looking just to see if there IS a final end, just around the corner.
The Infinite and Eternal are not provable with present scientific methods, nor will they probably ever be.
Food that's bad for your health is delicious.
Most things that are fun are either forbidden by the law, or by social tabus.
How come we all get older, but the chicks and guys we look at don't?
why do we keep looking at them, but at some point, they stop looking at us?

quotes that suck like hell

Fat woman says;
"inside me, There's a thin women trying to get out........But i can usually shut
the cow up with chocolate."
I intend to live forever- so far so good (hell, does that suck).
dont pee in my pool and i wont swim in your toliet!
Jail Quotes
It's not right! [on being sent back to jail] -Paris Hilton.
'If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.' -Johnny Depp.
I was kind of excited about going to jail the first time and I learnt some great dialogue. - Quentin Tarantino.
If I made a mistake then I apologise. I am happy that I'm not going to jail because of that. - Jose Mourinho
Being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. - Samuel Johnson

tattoos that suck

I can't imagine shading and coloring around this guy's asshole!

I saw this tattoo and thought how much it would suck to have to make it.Having to own this tattoo must really suck....and for his girlfriend...... well sucking on that must REALLY SUCK LIKE HELL!
now that tattoo sucks!
I mean just take a look at the state of this guy's knackers; for God's sake!
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Poor Brave Squaw Girl!
This poor but brave-nosed Indian Squaw must feel like puking as often as on a daily basis.The smell coming from the Orifice below her chest when certain gaseous eruptions are blowing in the air, is synonymous with pure fresh warm and steaming faeces enhanced with a slight whiff of long dead and decomposed sewer rat - as this tattooed asshole farts(which tattooed asshole do i mean? the anus itself? or the guy?), the beings with the misfortune to have been designed and tattooed
I sit and examine this tattoo repeatedly, trying to think which part of the work would be the most unpleasant for the tattoo Artist to realize;
It has been not possible to distinguish a noticeable difference in the level of repulsion occuring in the mind of the Artist between the dragon on the frontal genitalia, and the Indian Squaw tattoo that has been so gracefully incorporated into the composition between the buttocks and around the anus.
I find the testicle view from behind particularly astonishing - just the thought of finding the most "comfortable" method to grab the customer's chosen zone for the tatoo and stretch the skin, makes me reel back in aversion to the thought of an testicle sack pressed firmly between the forefinger and thumb of one hand and stretched out like an elastic band to get a degree of rigidity and flatness to the surface being tattooed.
It just sucks too much
I couldn't make this tattoo without a lot of money to entice me!
Links;

http://www.mytattoosucks.com
http://crazy-frankenstein.com

this webpage sucks

http://www.thatsucks.com/
this site sucks more than any other .....
it should be called "I suck dot com"
have a look,
IT REALLY SUCKS!

Getting old with Dick and Jane sucks.
Look. Look. See. See.Go, Dick, go.Pee. Pee.
Pee. Pee. Watch Dick pee.Pee, Dick, pee.
See Dick pee. Dick can't pee!
Pee. Dribble. Pee. Drip.
Not so fast. Dick can't pee!
Oh, my God, Dick got prostate disease.
Oh, no! That Sucks!That's NO fun!
No fun with Dick and Jane.

I reckon THAT SUCKS!
if you wish to read more of this crap then click on below link
tales of Dick & Jane

whoever wrote this pile of mongoose faeces should be incarcerated in prison

Quote Of The Week - Muhammad Ali

Quote Of The Week

"It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am."
Muhammad Ali

if anyone else said it i would have to say

"NOW THAT SUCKS!"
(even though he was/is/will always be the greatest)

LINKS

ali official homepage

Maricopa Concentration Camps (Arizona jail)

USA JAIL
SOME INTERESTING READING TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA COUNTY SHERIFF (ARIZONA), AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN.


These are some of the reasons why:


Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the "tent city jail" to save Arizona from spending tens of millions of dollars on another expensive prison complex.He has jail meals down to 20 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.He banned smoking and pornographic magazines in the jails, and took away their weightlifting equipment and cut off all but "G" movies. He says: "They're in jail to pay a debt to society not to build muscles so they can assault innocent people when they leave."

He started chain gangs to use the inmates to do free work on county and city projects and save taxpayer's money.

Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only allows the Disney channel and the weather channel.


When asked why the weather channel, he replied: "So these morons will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs."He cut off coffee because it has zero nutritional value and is therefore a waste of taxpayer money. When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."He also bought the Newt Gingrich lecture series on US history that he pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series that actually tells the truth for a change would be welcome and that it might even explain why 95% of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record for June 2nd 2007), the Associated Press reported: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed wire surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.


NOW THAT SUCKS LIKE HELL!