Art that Sucks

Art that Sucks and other Penis Tales.

This is supposed to be art...
I mean it is painfully executed and technically masterful; But jeez! it still sucks for the disgust aroused upon beholding this atrocity.

Links;
Visualizer Club

For those with genitals that have a disorder that sucks as much as this one in the pics below, at least there is a clinic that can help in Thailand;
1. This is the Penis iin the state it was in before being operated in the Thai Clinic; Disgusting to say the least. It would suck too much to wake up and have a penis like this.
It kind of looks like it is going to split and bust at any moment..the tension on the skin makes it probably very sensitive wqhen it brushes against his underpants (he probably has to wear silky ones). Mind you, now i look again, he has shaved it too, so that means he can touch it with a hard scrapy object like a razor without cringing. His ballbag looks like his eggs have been scrambled.



This is stage one of the operation.... jeeezzzz.
All the extra flesh and skin ghas been hacked off and will be thrown away (or in the frying pan?).
This pile of sweetbreads looks like a raw haggis after a ferret has had a go on it. Or maybe like a baked potatoe with some raw goulasch meat or some rare steak.




This masterpiece of suspension engineering could have been done by Louis Pastor himself (or was it Louis Armstrong?) The flaps of his balls are delicately and artistically suspended on wires and hooks in the same manner that the San Fransisco suspension bridge is held erect. You can see all the little wrinkles that are typical of a human scrotum on the surface - i wonder if we could use our balls as a way to be fingerprinted? The lines look much more complex than those on the fingertips!
Anyway, the end result below is astounding what can be done with a wreck of a penis. Ok, ok, i admit it looks embarrassingly small, but what the hell, at least the girls will only smirk instead of run away.




Anybody with a penis in such a horrible state can contact the Thai clinic on the link below;
thaibeautysurgery.com

Apart from this sad Penis tale, i found another shocking item on the doubleyoux3 (www) which i feel worthy of inclusion here in the post about penises that suck like hell. This item is about restaurants serving penises as gourmet food (!!!)

Yak's Penis!

A Chinese waiter displays a plate of yak penis at the Guolizhuang “strength in the pot” penis restaurant in China’s capital Beijing March 3, 2006. The restaurant offers more than 30 types of animal penises served in a Chinese hotpot style. One yak penis costs $33.50. REUTERS/Reinhard Krause

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You can watch a video below about the different kinds of animal penises available in the Guolizhuang restaurant.
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Telegraph.Co.UK