Would itSuck if it Happened tou you??

This would suck like hell if it happened to you!

Heres another one where some German kid does his goolies in on a bicycle when he rides down the steps.

The following video that sucks like hell is of another ball-breaking episode.
A bit blurred, it is, but he doesn't half crack his walnuts on the railing. It sucks enough to include here.

But here's the one that takes the "Sucks Like Hell" Award for the videoclip of something that would really just suck so much if it happened to you!
This is something that could probably only happen in England or the USA (likely the US, as the 5 dollars may indicate). The low level ignorant drunken mind that is common to find there is compatible with such events happening (you won't find many people stupid or crazy enough to do what you are about to see).
The Videoclip is endearingly titled "buddy nails balls to $5 and a coffee table"