Truths that suck

"A friend is someone who's there when he needs you" - Anonymous.
"Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law." (a surprised mum & dad too...which sucks i must say).
"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do." (i wonder who thought of this crap - it sucks!).
"Some people say that one's personality is reflected off of their car... Well, I have no car."
- Anon (sheez!)
And here are a few of my own (add yours too with the comments boxes).
One's parents always percieve your attempts at whatever acheivements in life as "What? little (your name)? he can't do that!"
Faith inspiring is not what one's parents normally are to you whilst enduring the BRUTAL conditioning phases of early childhood.
Every solution is born with the presentation of a new problem.The sequence of never-ending puzzles is endless, relentless, and interminable.
If the theory that the ever decreasing microcosmos is endless and has no inner smallest unit of matter as it's center is true,It will never be proved, because you will never reach the point where you can say "look we have found that there is no end to this ever getting smaller search!" . This is easy to deduce, because if it is endless, then you will always have to keep looking just to see if there IS a final end, just around the corner.
The Infinite and Eternal are not provable with present scientific methods, nor will they probably ever be.
Food that's bad for your health is delicious.
Most things that are fun are either forbidden by the law, or by social tabus.
How come we all get older, but the chicks and guys we look at don't?
why do we keep looking at them, but at some point, they stop looking at us?