Tattoos that suck 2 (too)

This is the second post here about tattoos that suck, this time i think that most people will agree that to wake up and find that someone has done this to your face (see below pic), you would be in serious depression and wracking your brains how to avoid what seems to be a Kill-Yourself-Situation with no alternative points of exit.


What a predicament if this person ever wakes up one day looks in the mirror and sees what other people see - and thinks "Oh no what have i done to my face"?
(what face? it looks more like a cowflap that some drunk has fallen over into face first, and her face is the impression that was left in the cowshit)
To be IRREVERSIBLY butchered like this person;

THAT SUCKS LIKE HELL!

There are a lot of decent tattoo books around that display people with fully tattooed bodysuits, and even faces, but not all of them appear antisocial or abhorring as does the pic above.
Oh No is the thought that will arise when this person decides to change her lifestyle (it is a woman isn't it?)
This person appears (and obviously "appears to" survive from) within the International tattooing community. Paid appearances are probably a large part of this person's income. So investing in surgery to become a freak is perhaps more of a conscious business decision more than anything animalistic, or sub-human.


She kinda looks like a Wookie i think - she should try to get extra odd jobs as a star-wars extra in the bar-scenes. Yep, i reckon she really deos lok like Chewbacca (who subsequently looks like Whoopie Goldberg)!
As to who Whoopie Goldberg could look like... can think ofa whole lot of people and non-people that fit the description! I shall be posting a separate blog on the subject of Whookie (oops.. I mean Whoopie) Goldberg (Isn't that a jewish name?) (why does she look like a man?) .
I believe that Whoopie is a very intelligent person, for a wookie, and that she has endowed Hollywood with several gems of genial portrayals that have enriched the quality of Film-making overall, she has Inspired and influenced so many actors and actresses to develop their individual skills and take what they have (or have not) got, to make their case when acting. In the case of Whoopie's Wookie portrayal, for example; Whookie did not shave her face for 3 months before the filming began in order to get the realistic effect of the Wookie's tufted beard. She sat every evening in front of the telly (tv, to all you Yanks out there), and twisted and pulled her beard into curly tufts. She got all the frizzy bits out by massaging ky jelly oil into the beard and combing it (giving a slight "twist o' the wrist" to get the upcurling effect).
This shows the intense dedication to her acting portrayals, and the authenticity of portrayal that she presents is of the highest level of showmanship.
Yes, i know, my review is starting to suck.


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This guy is really Awesome Huh? He also has an awesome tattoo artist! They both are incapable of spelling the word "Awesome" (look! it says "Awsome"!).
This guy is obviously some hillbilly dick, I found it on Wall Street Writer (worlds most embarrassing tatoos).
After this masterpiece of misspelling, we have an attempt at a family portrait in Fotographic-likeness (harhar)............. The face of the little girl is just a masterpiece (of butchery), and leaves her looking like she needs a shave more than Groucho Marx. I think the small sister looks more like Edward G. Robinson than anyone. I bet if you put a fedora on her head and a cigar in her mouth she would be a dead ringer!

The big sister doesn't really have anything to smile about if that is how others see her.
A wonderful example of overshading of work surface (i have to call it a work surface, i can't really call it a face anymore).