quotes that suck like hell

Fat woman says;
"inside me, There's a thin women trying to get out........But i can usually shut
the cow up with chocolate."
I intend to live forever- so far so good (hell, does that suck).
dont pee in my pool and i wont swim in your toliet!
Jail Quotes
It's not right! [on being sent back to jail] -Paris Hilton.
'If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.' -Johnny Depp.
I was kind of excited about going to jail the first time and I learnt some great dialogue. - Quentin Tarantino.
If I made a mistake then I apologise. I am happy that I'm not going to jail because of that. - Jose Mourinho
Being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. - Samuel Johnson